checked my friendster today, had a new testimonial from a college classmate. she says i raped her in one of our class activities. that brings my total class performance rapes to three. somebody stupid will sentence me to capital punishment anytime now.
i’ve always thought i just did two rape sequences in my life, ’til this one. it bothers me. what if i become a senator of the republic, then out of nowhere someone cries out foul? hmm but of course there would be no need for me to worry coz by then, i’d have the best PR women to help me out.. yey! but seriously, the thought of having a sin that’s long been forgotten only to resurface years later, freaks me out. coz i don’t fuckin remember all the sins i did. i dont even remember events from yesterday. whew what a scandal it would make! then i would have to rely on my damn good looks to win the public back.. that’s if memory-loss does not stand as a valid excuse in court nyahahaha
i believe i would be great someday. yup, in fact i live by it. hmm.. it makes sense that i worry too much about my image, and in thinking of the best way out in circumstances like the one mentioned above. ah ok, all these makes sense now. there. i’ve justified my vanity.
“i used to be conceited, now i’m perfect.” - my lazy roommate
posted Thursday, 13 November 2003

