banco de oro: hello sir how may i help you? ah may concern kasi ako sa payments parang hindi nag reflect yung last na binaya.. ok sir for a moment ill transfer you to the account rep.. ok thanks. hello sir how may i help you? ah kasi may problema ako sa payments ko hindi nag reflect yung.. ah for a moment sir lipat ko kayo sa accounts in charge.. teka miss.. hello sir how may i help you? miss hindi nagreflect yung last payment ko sa.. hold on sir ill transfer you sa case handler.. na naman? hello sir how may i help you? dude, pag tinansfrer mo pa ko hindi na ka na magkaka anak kahit kelan. sir im gay po. how may i help you? yung accounting nyo mali. ah ok sir ill transfer you to my team lead. tanginang buhay to. toot toot.
hsbc: hello sir how may i help you? hello? hello sir how may i help you? miss wag mo naman ako bulungan, naiisip ko kasi nasa kama tayong dalawa. baka makalimutan kong mag settle ng account. sori sir. so, how may i help you nga? (with giggle). yemen.
cebu pacific: what’s the name of the passenger sir? joey climaco. how do you spell that sir? c-l-i-m-a-c-o. charlie lima india mama alpha charlie oscar? yes miss that’s right. how about your first name sir? joey. how do spell that sir? ha?! j-h-u-w-e-e-h.
mabuhay ang BPO industry!
